March 2012
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
FRAnK IeRO's HOMe PAGe: Let’s be honest, here:... →
abandonhip:
Let’s be honest, here: Santorum has no chance in winning the GOP nomination. Romney has been steadily ahead for some time now, and polls show he won’t lose that. If he doesn’t distance himself, another candidate will probably be thrown into the race: most likely Jeb Bush. Santorum won’t win…
Hell Romney barely has a shot at beating Obama. Give us Santorum, and we don’t...
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
amandamockingjaye:
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
one of the over 600 of you must be bored enough to want to ask me some questions PLEASE
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
If I was hot my followers would talk to me.
muffinmuffinmuffin asked: You're wonderful, and I miss you.
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
ASKKKK
1: If you were given anything other than money right now, what would it be?
2: If you were going to an island and could only take one thing, what would it be?
3: You can only watch one movie for the rest of your life. What is it?
4: What decade would you live in, if you could choose?
5: Who would you want to be best friends with, dead or alive?
6: If you were given the opportunity to cut all strings with everyone you know now, and have a brand new go at a different life, would you take it?
7: Right before you go to sleep, what do you think about?
8: You are given an award. What is it for?
9: What would you do if you knew you couldn't fail?
10: If you were given a time machine right now, what would you do with it?
11: It's your birthday. What do you want for dinner?
12: What do you believe in?
13: Who are your girl crushes? List 5.
14: Who are your guy crushes? List 5.
15: If you could grow up, as a child, anywhere in the world, where would you want to grow up?
16: What is your ultimate dream job?
17: What song do you sing in the shower?
18: Fuck, Marry, Kill. {asker please insert 3 people].
19: What's your follower goal?
20: What's the song your listening to right now? (If not listening, then the last one you listened to.)
21: What are your current worries or insecurities?
22: If you had $3000.00, what would you do with it?
23: How happy are you with your life, right now, on a scale of 1-10.
24: List the top 5 most played songs on your itunes.
25: Most frequently visited website?
26: School average last year?
February 2012
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Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
psych-hoe:
I seriously have never in my life heard a Zeppelin song that I disliked
fuck they’re just so amazing ugh
Best of Patrick Star! →
epic-humor:
THIS POST IS LIFE.
Awesome stuffs here!
Two venues in a matter of months.
incoherenty0uth:
Long Island wake up and start earning some respect, we want the scene to stay alive and strong but we’re running out of places to hold shows. This really makes me sad, I never thought I’d actually see the day two venues I grew up going to would stop holding shows, it’s just a weird feeling.
Definitely a sign that something needs to be done. If only we knew what though.
WatchCheck out my friend Ryan’s band, The Entertainment. They coo’ https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Entertainment/120126648022877
My life in a nutshell
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
reblog if i'm allowed to go to your ask box and be...
beenhidinginthisbed asked: Even numbers :)